Son, have you seen your mom?
Clearly she would rather not have to deal with this...
"...Mom, have you seen my friend?"
who needs a bra when you have lace
Always have a gym buddy
Your mom always asks you to leave the room when she talks to Marcus.
Deal with it
When She Notices You
When you have a friend sleeping over and she has naked feet
When she fucks you
When your mom said that she was going close a deal with your bully you didn't expect this snapchat
You mom thought she could deal with your bully verbally. Your bully grabbed your mom and fucked her orally.
When mom helps you relieve stress
When you have to share a bathroom
When you don’t have a valentin’s date
When you dont have a third.
When she fucks you
Always have a bench warmer
Mom... No Kissing When I Have A Friend Over
How do you deal with Monday?
