When you have ALL the game
When you have to cum right there
When you have the house to yourself
I’ll eel my arse so you don’t have to 😽
When you don’t hit screen lock
When you have an accident 🙈🙈
I don’t even have words...
when you have 6.5 inches of girth
why have one when you can have four?
When you have a lot of foreskin but you need to cum...
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
You have to make a statement when your family disapproves
She don’t have to know.
A Peel ing don’t you think
When date night goes well.
When you have to go
Damn!! when you have such a hot niece
When your date steals your shit
When you have to share a bathroom
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!