Itβs just not the same when you have to pinch yourself
When you just have to get inside her
How to have a threesome with yourself
When you absolutely just have to knock her up
When you have time to kill on the train
When you have to be sneaky
When my sister and I have the house to ourselves
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
When you don't have the real thing π
When in heat, you just have to let go
When you don't drink coffee, you find creative ways to wake yourself up π
When you're left alone to finish the job yourself...
This what happens when I have the house to myself
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
When you never have to buy milk again
FRIEND'SON CAME TO THE HOUSE
When you have the cock but not the looks
when you are Horny and can barely get a minute to yourself...
When Mom Leaves The House
When you have to share a bathroom