You have to be able to laugh at yourself
It’s not going to fuck itself...
It’s not fair
When you have the house to yourself
Well then I have to spank myself
When you both plan to lose your virginity on the same day
Just got the “it’s not you, it’s me” talk. Oh well—at least I have big boobs.
How to have fun by yourself
Hard not to play with it when it’s this hard.
When you have to solve some things to finish the massage
They are not the same size...
It’s best when it’s all the way in
Do twins have the same breasts?
Can you do the same to me?
it's not going to spank it self
Sometimes you just have to fuck yourself on the porch
It’s not very inconspicuous when it’s hard...
Sometimes you just have to uck yourself on the kitchen floor, amirite?
When you have to go
When they tell you to “Go fuck yourself”
