Considered a bear?
This is why I never pass up the "nerdy" types.
This is why you don't call your boyfriend "Daddy"
Why HQ Never Picks Up. . .
So this is why my tools never have battery left
Funny how this never happens to you though
"This is why girls love anal."
This is why it's fun to fuck ladyboys
"Look honey. This is why you'll never compare to a real man like Marcus. I'm glad he beats you up"
This is why fake everything is better.
This is why dresses were made
"Why are you saying these things Mom?! Why are you letting Chad do this to you?!"
Why did this never air on Total Divas?
This is why we got married.
Got to try this!
This is why Superman works alone
This is why you have 2 holes
Why is no one doing this to me? ugh :(
You just want to be a teddy bear.
