I said on my tits, not in my mouth!!
My bud said that he liked blondes. Growing out my hair was the best decision I ever made...
The adventure I had today was beautiul!
My brother and I had one last hurrah after my the ceremony.
Had to stop bc there was something on my cheek...
Wishing i had the real thing.
"The last guy I told couldn't handle the truth."
I had no idea Mom had been fucking my bully behind my back
Wish I had the real thing
"I have my own lubricant" she said.
My younger bully took my place on the team and then he took my Mom
I have something shiny under my thong
Off to a wedding, and I have the bride’s “something blue” under my dress
My wife and i
He ate all the salad, but said I could have the dressing.
My wife and I
Had my first successful ticketed kitty show on snapchat last night n.n I was nervous, not gonna lie 🙈
I wish it was the real thing
Come to the library, i have something or you. 🤓
I wish I was sucking on something elae
