Smile when your hard is aching
When your sister is alone.
When your mom is your teacher...
Your cousin is so much hotter than your girlfriend anyways!
when Molly Stewart is your boss
When you want to trade cuz your friend's getting pounded harder than you
When your best friend is drunk
This is why your gf won't answer your calls
When your cousin is also your best friend
When you drop your pants...
when boobs bigger than bouncing is better
This is what happens when you let your Mom fight your battles
When your sister is too hot
When your Gf wanted the Apple Pen but you can't afford it...
This is what happens when you disrespect your daughter
When your crush is watching
is your cock bigger than mine?
When your surf instructor rides more than waves.
When FIFA is more important than Sex
You know you are in trouble when it's larger than your fore arm!
