Katie Thornton as an obedient pet
Riley Reid as an Ass-tronaut
As
As fast as she can.
As sweet as pie
Straight as an arrow
I mean, as long as I'm out here... i might as well waggle....
Big as an Axe
"I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now" - Ricky Bobby
Tzuyu moonlighting as an elevator operator
AS HARD AS HE CAN
As a Fleshlight
She gives him a mean smirk as he blows his load
Bun doubles as as pillow
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
As sweet as can be
As deep as my ass.
As Good as it Gets
As Pretty As A Picture
As American as it gets