when your threesome partners flake on you.
When you and your girl friends have not had dick for a while
When there’s a global pandemic you have to improvise...
Have a great week you guys ;)
Will you have a blue Christmas without me?
"Have you seen your sister?"
You can’t have
You have dear
Because you have a fetish..
Think you have a chance?
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When you wake up and she's between your legs.
You and I will have soooo much fun together
When your pussy is wet but you have to pee 💧
I have a surprise for you
Have you seen a tighter asshole?
When you have a fatty 😇
My dildo will just have to do when I can’t have you
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
