Thicker than a thot✨
You Already Know
You asked your girlfriend if you were better than her ex
You hate cheating on your girlfriend, but she's nothing compared to your big sister!
She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Thicker than her hand
Thicker than you thought.
Thicker than most
Your girlfriend doesn't swallow, but you...
Already on your knees? As you should be.
💁🏼♀️💁🏻♀️
You pay for dinner but your girlfriend brings the waiter home
Thicker than my wrist
Your girlfriend knows your housemate is 3x bigger than you
Better than your girlfriend 🔥 you know you want me
Thicker
💦💁🏻♀️
Thicker than a 3 Musketeer
You saw him recently, he knew but you didn't
