When you find out your birthday is the same day you were born
You were quick to offer up your wife to save your job
I came, you saw, we conquered.
This is what happens when you let your Mom fight your battles
When you get a tree trunk up your ass
When you tell her your last GF said you were her biggest ever
Always stay sober when you go out with your girlfriend
when you want to taste your facial.
Your mom catches you fucking your cousin!
Always wash your women after use
You were surprised to see your mom in this position with your bully.She told him to go on while you watch.
You should have paid your debt in time to your bully. Now your mom has to pay it
when your father, helps you to get your stuck earring off
You never forget your First Time
When Mom picks you up ♥
When your mom walks in on you and your bro
Never let your wife follow you to a bar.
You were a good girl last game. You were like a cute little tank and your rallies were always ready when we got into battle. Now you get to help Master cum as your reward.
...until you get your reward
when your morning wood wakes you up earlier 😋
