When a pigeon shits on you.
When you have to take a break fro work because you orgot something at home.
This is what happens when you let your Mom fight your battles
why waste time with your boring gf when you have such a fun big sister waiting for you at home!?
When you let the wife drive.
Let me grind on you
When you don't have your toys with you but you are horny af! 😈
when you get a late night booty call but your phone’s on silent..
When you call your gf at lunch but she's too busy to talk
When you want to be at a strip club, but it's a quarantine.
How you practice climbing a rope at home
When you get home from work early
Would you let her bounce on you?
When boring at home alone
Would you let your bud use you like this?
When you come home and your roommates are having a party without you.
When she won't let you watch
You can unwrap it when your girl gets home
When life gives you lemons, you let your boobs drop
when you find your sisters stuffing for you !
