Thick as a can
As big as Holmes?
Hard as a rock
As cute as it gets
Tight as a drum
As Pretty As A Picture
Cute as Hell
Cute as fuck
As simple as that
Girl tied and stripped Light As A Feather Stiff As A
Cute as a button and as natural as a tea leaf
Stiff as a board
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
As Pale as a Ghost
I need a name as ASAP as possible
Cool As A Cucumber
am I as thick as a tree trunk?
Soft as satin, cruel as a viper🐍
Clean as a whistle