When you have to keep your room quiet, don't wake up
When your buddy asks you to finish him off
When you tell her your last GF said you were her biggest ever
be honest... if it was in your bed would you be able to keep your hands off?
Your GF asks you to hang out with her and your housemate
Have your way with her
For your hands
Can never keep my hands off of her
Nothing better than when your girl sends you this while you're on your way home
Can't keep my hands off. Could you?
When you get horny on your hike
You can leave your socks on
Don’t judge me, if they were your boobs you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off them either!
When you orget to turn off your camera...
Your heart dropped as soon as you realized that was your gf, who was supposed to be on her way home
Some days you can't keep your hands off yoursel.
When you jerk off your boyfriend's friend
WHEN YOU SELL YOUR WIFE TO PAY YOUR DEBTS
You Can Fit Her In Your Pocket
