Was supposed to be xmas shopping, but decided to be a ho-ho-ho 🎄
It was supposed to be a gi oops
Mom promised me that she was only tutoring Marcus after school
it was supposed to be a simple doctor's visit and then...
She knew how to ruin it
My Dad got off on sharing Mom with my school bullies Marcus and Jerome
Mom sacrificed her asshole to Marcus to protect me
Exactly how you want them
It was supposed to be just a walk in the park
When I asked your Mom if she knew how to twerk she gave me a private show
She Knew She Was About To Get Impaled
she knew something was up
How it supposed to be done
If you only knew what she was up to...
When Mom chaperoned prom she was determined to hookup with Marcus, even in front of his date
She knew what she was doing
There was a chair in this shower. We knew exactly what to do.
You knew exactly who it was
If only you guys knew how public this was and how close to bursting my bladder was
She knew it'd be massive